the Professors' Blog

Spike and me have been back on the Planet for a bit now, and we are amazed! What the heck have your folks done with the nobel experiment that the American Revolution launched?

You folks, for the most part, dont seem to even understand anymore that your government was created to PROMOTE AND PROTECT you in your life, liberty and pursuit of happiness!!!!

You folks were not intended to Promote and Protect your government represenatives and government employees in their pursuit of their happiness (road to riches for the former, great jobs for the latter and great benefits and perks for both)

How did the political class get created in the first place? BY PROMISING you things eh? You were sold a bill of goods following the idea that "If we just give them a slice of the fruits of our individual labors they would take care of things like those described in the US Constitution, Artlcle One, Section Eight!

A brief glance at this nation's bookkeeping shows only about 30% of the fruits of your labors is "earmarked" for these so mentioned items!

The other stuff, 70% seems to go for education, the elderly, the poor, and other causes that it appears the promoters of had "good intentions" for but now have proven out to be woefully not up to the task...

SO, how come you all havent, seeing the results of these intentions, asked for you money back?

The membership in the Manual  Number Cruncher Community is voluntary, membership, however is restricted to those prefer to use the space between their ears for something other than hanging a toupe, a cap, a hat, a bonnet, a turban, a tam, a scarf, a helmet etc.

Your head should be used for something other then a storage place for a variety of head gear.

Dear Contributor:

Please be advised, that, The Professor, while conversant in all languages except Greek, is not conversant in any communication that does not contain at least one vowel, as defined by the 26 letter English alphabet. Cyrillic, Sandsrit and those swilrlly looking character things used by Asian type peoples are also exept from The Professor's communication abilities.

Fortunately melvin was and is already dead.

Chachi eh? Is he still incontinent or back from Europe?

You are not safe to leave alone.

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The Professor is in charge of everything that no one else can do.

running amok is one of the most efficient ways to get in shape.

once upon a time